Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
"Hee hee touched me."
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.