Worst Jokes Ever
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.