What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
