Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Women.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."