Worst Jokes Ever
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?