Michael Jackson vs Shopping Bag Comparison

  • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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  • Explanation

  • This joke makes a dark comparison between Michael Jackson and a plastic shopping bag. It alludes to the controversies surrounding Jackson and his interactions with children by saying one is "dangerous for children to play with" and then contrasting that with a shopping bag's primary use.

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  • Comments (3)

  • One could choke a kid if it isn't careful and the other one is made for food

    The girl is so dangerous hee hee

    Wow he carries your shopping for you!?!? He's so kind 😃😄

    Valid Cowfish

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