What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
