Worst Jokes Ever
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
U die from robot bite.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.