Worst Jokes Ever
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
I have sex.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.