Worst Jokes Ever
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.