Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
I have sex.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"