Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I love eggs!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
I like CHEESE!
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
They are hairy.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.