Worst Jokes Ever
I like balls.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I did a good job of being home from school.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!