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Math Class Surprise

Footfungus
4 years ago ·
  • Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

    Kid: A garden?

    Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kid says "a garden" instead of adding the numbers together. It's funny because it's unexpected, right? But then the teacher just dumps a huge bomb by saying the kid is adopted. That's cold, man. Like telling a toddler that Santa ain't real. You probably wouldn't get it since you're probably adopted too.

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    Accidental Finch

    1 month ago

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