Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
