Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

What happens when a cow masturbates?

Beef jerky.

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

What is the difference between you and my dad?

Nothing.

Why can orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your mum isn't home.

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.