Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.