Worst Jokes Ever
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
U die from robot bite.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.