Worst Jokes Ever
I did a good job of being home from school.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Aha!