Worst Jokes Ever
The only joke here is the topic.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
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Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.