Worst Jokes Ever
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.