Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!