What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Worst Jokes Ever
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
