Worst Jokes Ever
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!