Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
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When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.