Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Banana!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!