Worst Jokes Ever
Medusa makes men hard.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.