Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)