Worst Jokes Ever
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Like (DYM 139).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.