Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?