Worst Jokes Ever
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Banana!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.