Worst Jokes Ever
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!