Worst Jokes Ever
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.