Worst Jokes Ever
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.