Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
My dad killed Hitler.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.