Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.