Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈