Worst Jokes Ever
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.