Worst Jokes Ever
I like CHEESE!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Panera Bread.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.