Worst Jokes Ever

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!

I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?

It has a home button.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"

I have a girlfriend.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.