Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
I love Little Mix.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.