Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Like (DYM 139).
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Hi Eric Le!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Hey ummm help!
Cooper is the best to ever live.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.