What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
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Worst Jokes Ever
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
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Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
