Worst Jokes Ever
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.