When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I like CHEESE!
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
