Worst Jokes Ever

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

Cooper is funny.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

Why do orphans have an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Hey ummm help!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.