Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
I have a girlfriend.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.