Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
A B C D E F GUN.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
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