Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.