Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Come back, old members!
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Hello there!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"