Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
That's wheely (really) sad.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Fucking Fruit!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.