Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
You are the joke.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Your family.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
God.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.