Worst Jokes Ever
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."