Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Priests are priests.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.