Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

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Yo mama so fat, COW!

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

My dick itches.

Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?

There are 20 8 year olds.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Homo-less.