Worst Jokes Ever
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Chicken
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why do I have a fat mom?