Worst Jokes Ever
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
I farted. LOL.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
My abortion.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.