Worst Jokes Ever
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
pp hi
Wait, that's me.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.