Worst Jokes Ever
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
I miss my wife, Tails.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Ya momma is sus.
Abortion is beautiful.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.