Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Mom
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.