Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Guardian

    • If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

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    • Mile

    • Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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    • KFC

    • KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

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    • Pencil

    • Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

    Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

    And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    • What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

    A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

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    • Child

    • Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

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    • Shark

    • If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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