Worst Jokes Ever

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Why was ten scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

I have no father. Like if you relate.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Like if you have balls.

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.