Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.