Worst Jokes Ever
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How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.