Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?