Pedophile's Halloween

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You wrote this 'joke,' but let's face it, it's not exactly rocket science. So, a pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to children, and Halloween is when kids go around getting candy. The punchline is that a "free delivery" implies the kids coming to their door for candy, and in a very dark way also insinuates the pedophile's intent. It's a sick, twisted thought, you got that?