Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
like this if you don't like school.
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.