Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.