What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
1+1? Too hard.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
