Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.