Worst Jokes Ever
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What does a cow say? Moo.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why is the rum gone?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.