Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.