Ronaldo's Favorite Son

Alright, Kathryano, let me break it down for your smooth brain. You think you're funny, huh? This joke is about Ronaldo, a famous soccer player. You know, the one who kicks the ball. The joke implies he likes playing against weak teams like San Marino because it helps his stats. It's called "stat-padding." A tap-in is a super easy goal, like when the ball is right in front of the net. This joke uses sarcasm to imply that Ronaldo values inflating his stats over everything else, even his own sons. Did you get all that, genius?