Worst Jokes Ever
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.