Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
My mum's a carrot.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."