Worst Jokes Ever
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!