I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
