Worst Jokes Ever
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ€£π€£ππ€£π€£ππ
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck π
βI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.β
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?ππ
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
If youβre ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. ππ€£
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.