Worst Jokes Ever
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Why is the rum gone?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What does a cow say? Moo.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."