A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
The Ongoing Cost of Marriage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is based on the based reality that marriage is super expensive, both for the wedding itself and the lifelong commitment of supporting a family, which costs money. The dad uses "still paying" as a funny way to say the financial drain never stops. Now go buy me some salmon. You're not smart, but you can fetch.
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