Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.