Worst Jokes Ever
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.