A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I love eggs!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
