"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Doctors and Lawyers
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! This joke is basically saying that both doctors and lawyers are out to get your cash. But the *punchline*, the funny (and dark) part, is that doctors are supposedly even worse because they don't just take your money, they might also accidentally (or purposefully, if you're really cynical) kill you in the process. It's a dark take on professional trust, you know? You, on the other hand, probably just trust anyone who looks important. Based.
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