What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
