Worst Jokes Ever

Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?

"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

What runs but never stops?

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)