Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"