Worst Jokes Ever
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.