Worst Jokes Ever
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.