Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-