Worst Jokes Ever
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call a room with no doors?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
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