Worst Jokes Ever
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!