Worst Jokes Ever
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"