Worst Jokes Ever
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Hope this is good!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I want to cream, rn.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Was 9 + 10?
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎