Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.