Worst Jokes Ever

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Hi, I'm new here.

The last two presidents of the US.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.