Worst Jokes Ever

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

He pimples?

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

"We are Number one."

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

FNF: Beep bop.

Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Ooo.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?