Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
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My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.