Historical Fire

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slowpoke. The joke takes the historical context of witch trials—where many innocent people were executed—and uses word substitution. It replaces 'witches' with 'bitches,' suggesting that the people being burned were just annoying women, using a derogatory slur. You probably think the Salem Witch Trials were a cooking competition, huh?

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