Worst Jokes Ever
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What is this anyway?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.