Worst Jokes Ever
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.