Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.