What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Mad Penis Threat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so you're a bit slow on this one. The joke is a play on the word “come.” The penis is threatening the vagina, but “come in there” means both to enter physically and to, well, ejaculate. The penis is angry, so it’s threatening to do both. You probably thought it was just a regular threat, huh? Go back to coloring outside the lines.