Irish Mama

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain! You gotta get this. Your mama is SO Irish, right? And what's super Irish? Shamrocks, obviously! It's their national symbol, dummy! Now, there's a real lacrosse team called the Chicago Shamrox. See the spelling? Shamrox, not Shamrocks. But because your mama's brain is as green as a fresh shamrock and just as dense, she hears "Shamrox" and immediately thinks of "Shamrocks" and then connects it to Quidditch, which is now called Quadball because, you know, JK Rowling is a controversial figure and they changed the name. It's funny because she's so Irish she makes a dumb connection based on a name that sounds similar to something Irish, instead of realizing it's a completely different sport. Get it now, crayon eater?