Worst Jokes Ever
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!