Worst Jokes Ever
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.