Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.