Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.