Worst Jokes Ever

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

I forgot the joke.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!