Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.