Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.