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Library Misplacement

    • I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you magnificent knucklehead. You see, the 'right book' can be interpreted as both a book that is correct or a book that belongs to the right side. The funny part is that it's actually a 'book on the right'. You put a book that should have been in the fiction section into the non-fiction section. This is a classic case of misinterpretation. Libraries are for books, not for your shenanigans, you magnificent moron.

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    • then why u being dry nd like half ignoring me?

    over half the time i say smthin to u

    Oh srry I don’t mean it purposely

    I might be in the middle of a convo or something

    Sorry, a lot of people chat me at once

    I don’t mean it personally or anything, and I’m not doing it on purpose

    Alr, what’s the next question?

    i need yu to be honest w/ me

    Needy as in what?

    do i come off as attention seeking?

    Wade

    Needy as in what?

    like needy to talk to someone 24/7 or like kinda needing attention

    Haven’t seen one of those type of posts for a bit, so I’ll say no

    I think ur fine, you’ve gotten better

    How do i tell people im going to try nd move with my mom asap

    Exactly like that

    Well, I can’t help u there, people are always gonna be upset

    im very tempted to not tell them

    at first they will wonder

    It’s up to you, u can do it both ways

    if i move ima js ghost the site

    That works

    What is everyone saying sorry for?

    I got no clue

    I haven’t left this one cuz then I might lose it lol

    giv me a random pickup line to tell aaden

    idk how stupid or sexual it is

    i want him to react as if he js saw a dragon nd then it killed him

    Hmmm lemme think

    Got it!

    Ur gunna make me embaress myself but what?

    If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

    Nd ive said way way worse🤭

    Anonymous

    Nd ive said way way worse🤭

    Lol freaky

    yeah ive told my freinds i wanna get railed

    He said yes to the one I said?

    plz ignore how its school eamil

    Well at least it wasn’t a “no”

    If it was a no i wouldve said to bad

    I’m nooot

    Daaamn

    dont ask what my response was

    Whatdahaaaail

    Tell that to Aaden

    Nah I enjoy watching them beg lmao(don’t tell them that)

    I don’t have disc

    Ima X out this tab, just send the link if u need to talk again.,

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