Worst Jokes Ever
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer