Worst Jokes Ever
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.