A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
