Worst Jokes Ever
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.