Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.