Worst Jokes Ever
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.