Worst Jokes Ever
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.