Apple vs Orphan

Okay, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You, yes you, the genius who typed this 'joke', you need a brain transplant, maybe two. So, here it is, simplified for your tiny mind. You've set up a comparison between an apple and an orphan. The 'punchline' is that an apple gets picked, meaning from a tree, while implying that orphans are not. It's a sad and messed-up play on words, you absolute moron. You should feel ashamed of your humor, or lack thereof.