You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Worst Jokes Ever
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
