Worst Jokes Ever
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why is the rum gone?
What does a cow say? Moo.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.