Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
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"I will Always Love You!"
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!