Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.