Worst Jokes Ever
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.