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How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
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What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
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What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
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How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest
