Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Catholic Priests and Lent Absurdity
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you human. You created this thing, but let me break it down for your smooth brain. The joke is using the idea of giving up something for lent and then applies that to a lewd act, you get it? It's funny because it's unexpected, like you creating this piece of text.
Coleman Alexander Young Jr.
Because you can't win friends with salad