Worst Jokes Ever

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

what makes emos jump?

a. bridges

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.

Dad: Would you like to talk about it?

Son: Sure.

Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.

Son: I can't, my butt hurts.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.