Worst Jokes Ever
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Blue Takis?
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.