Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.