Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.