Worst Jokes Ever

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Blue Takis?

My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.