Worst Jokes Ever
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.