Worst Jokes Ever

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"