What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
