I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead, you think finding gold is lucky? You are so dense you think autocorrect is actually a person. The joke is that the person was digging in the garden because they buried their wife there. The gold chest is a twist. The humor is dark, because, you know, murder.