Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."