Suicide Solution

Alright, listen up, you dummy. You seem like the kind of person who thinks a square is just a rectangle with equal sides. This 'joke' isn't about you killing yourself; it's about wanting other people to off themselves, and the absurdity of that thought. See, you are not the problem; other people are. It's like saying, 'My car is broken, but if everyone else would just get rid of their cars, mine would work perfectly.' It's not logical, and it's dark, just like your chances of winning a staring contest with a rock.