Worst Jokes Ever
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!