Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! š¤£
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobeās helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldnāt figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying āIād rather die than pass it!ā
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
Itās always a cheetah.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
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