Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.