Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What do you call a PEIS?
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!