Worst Jokes Ever
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.